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5 Mile Road will become 100MPH Zone

Following today announcement that St Helier will become a 20mph zone, the speed limit on the 5 mile road will upped to 100mph to...

Sep 23, 20211 min read

Duke of Normandy will be armed with Machine gun and Torpedo’s

Ports of Jersey have decided to arm the Duke of Normandy with Machine guns and torpedo’s ahead of the supposed blockade by French...

May 5, 20211 min read

St Johns Parish to abolish Speed limits

The Parish of St John will abolish from speed limits. The Constable of St John has said "Given the recent controversy in this parish I...

Feb 19, 20211 min read

States Members start Petition to end Petitions

States members are getting so tired of the amount of pointless petitions that they have started their own in order have petitions ended....

Jan 23, 20211 min read

All Jersey residents will be given a second Job.

Jersey residents weill all be given a second job following Charlie Parkers excellent example. "We are delighted to announce this, similar...

Nov 4, 20201 min read

Duke of Normandy to be renamed "Dark side of the Moon" after inspiring super yacht visit

Ports of Jersey have decided to rename their tug, the Duke of Normandy, to the "Dark Side of the Moon" following a visit form a super...

Oct 25, 20201 min read

Man crowd funds £20,000 to pay £60 parking fine.

A man who was fined £60 for parking illegally at sand Street Car park has successfuly crowdfunded £20,000 to pay his £60 fine. "I'm...

Oct 22, 20201 min read

Little shop sells sliding penguin toy for £250,000

The Little shop has finally sold its famous sliding penguin toy. The toy which has been in the window for years and become somewhat of an...

Oct 17, 20201 min read

Beast of Jersey Statue to be placed at Haute De La Garrenne

A statue of notorious criminal The beast of Jersey is to be placed at the former children's home Haute de La Garenne. The statue is...

Oct 11, 20201 min read

Government votes in favour of "Financial Fraud Happy Hour"

Government of Jersey have passed a motion to allow fraudsters to transfer funds to the island for one hour every Friday. The new law will...

Oct 7, 20201 min read

Spend local card must be declared as "income" on Tax return.

Anger is rising among resident in Jersey as the £100 spend local card must be declared as income as part of their next tax return. The...

Sep 13, 20201 min read

Residents find rules for Spend Local Cards more confusing than Lock down Rules

Jersey residents are finding the spending rules for their Spend Local cards more confusing than the rules issued during the Corona virus...

Sep 12, 20201 min read

West Centre Drug MOOfia uncovered

A gang of Cows who frequently drink at West Centre have been arrested for the importation of Class A drugs. "We made the discovery...

Sep 5, 20201 min read

Parking banned in all St Helier Car Parks, including Sand Street, following Le Port Success.

Following the success of the ban on over night parking at Le Port, parking will now be banned indefinitely along with parking on any of...

Sep 3, 20201 min read

Dear Jersey, we're not who you thought we were.

Jun 18, 20200 min read

Prisoners to be released from isolation to prevent spread of COVID-19

Prisoners maybe released from being kept inside in order to stop the spread of Corona virus “We’ll be good, especially if this reduces...

Apr 22, 20201 min read

Adults exempt from all other illnesses during lockdown

The Government of Jersey have exempted all adults from getting ill from anything other than COVID-19 during lockdown. A message that...

Apr 21, 20201 min read

"Live grenade" confirmed to be a Coconut

An object that appeared to be a grenade found on jersey beach has been confirmed to be coconut. A bomb officer collected the item and...

Apr 14, 20201 min read

Plane diverted after over excited child spots his house from plane

An aeroplane had to be diverted this morning after an excited child upset passengers when he spotted his Grouville home as the plane came...

Feb 7, 20191 min read

War tunnels to become New Hospital Site

The Jersey War Tunnels will be the new hospital site States of Jersey have confirmed. “The site is almost ready to go, it has wards, an...

Feb 6, 20191 min read

The Jersey Mash

News & Opinion

5 Mile Road will become 100MPH Zone

Duke of Normandy will be armed with Machine gun and Torpedo’s

St Johns Parish to abolish Speed limits

States Members start Petition to end Petitions

All Jersey residents will be given a second Job.

Duke of Normandy to be renamed "Dark side of the Moon" after inspiring super yacht visit

Man crowd funds £20,000 to pay £60 parking fine.

Little shop sells sliding penguin toy for £250,000

Beast of Jersey Statue to be placed at Haute De La Garrenne

Government votes in favour of "Financial Fraud Happy Hour"

Spend local card must be declared as "income" on Tax return.

Residents find rules for Spend Local Cards more confusing than Lock down Rules

West Centre Drug MOOfia uncovered

Parking banned in all St Helier Car Parks, including Sand Street, following Le Port Success.

Dear Jersey, we're not who you thought we were.

Prisoners to be released from isolation to prevent spread of COVID-19

Adults exempt from all other illnesses during lockdown

"Live grenade" confirmed to be a Coconut

Plane diverted after over excited child spots his house from plane

War tunnels to become New Hospital Site

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The Jersey Mash

News & Opinion

5 Mile Road will become 100MPH Zone

Duke of Normandy will be armed with Machine gun and Torpedo’s

St Johns Parish to abolish Speed limits

States Members start Petition to end Petitions

All Jersey residents will be given a second Job.

Duke of Normandy to be renamed "Dark side of the Moon" after inspiring super yacht visit

Man crowd funds £20,000 to pay £60 parking fine.

Little shop sells sliding penguin toy for £250,000

Beast of Jersey Statue to be placed at Haute De La Garrenne

Government votes in favour of "Financial Fraud Happy Hour"

Spend local card must be declared as "income" on Tax return.

Residents find rules for Spend Local Cards more confusing than Lock down Rules

West Centre Drug MOOfia uncovered

Parking banned in all St Helier Car Parks, including Sand Street, following Le Port Success.

Dear Jersey, we're not who you thought we were. ​

Prisoners to be released from isolation to prevent spread of COVID-19

Adults exempt from all other illnesses during lockdown

"Live grenade" confirmed to be a Coconut

Plane diverted after over excited child spots his house from plane

War tunnels to become New Hospital Site

Back to Top

Dear Jersey, we're not who you thought we were.