A recent report from States of Jersey Police confirmed that 60% of police officers would not recommend working as a police officer because the other 40% ‘are just twats.

A whistle blower has told the Jersey mash, that some officers, just aren’t fun to work with,

‘They arrest people for fun, which creates too much paperwork, then they use the police cars for personal use, which stops us from using them in real emergencies, like escaped cows, they’re just twats if you ask me. We just don’t like them.

It is not known exactly which officers fall into which percent, but the Home affairs minister is launching an ‘a robust and expensive’ enquiry into who is, and isn’t, a twat.